Fake NYC Restaurant Reviews
Fake NYC Restaurant Reviews

Feb 23
takkeh: So this is from http://fakenycrestaurantreviews.tumblr.com/, which I was visiting because it was on my recommended blogs. Okay, Uh, no. It’s definitely pronounced tor-tee-ahs. You would get laughed at if you called it that down here. Hello takkeh, Thank you for bringing this error to the attention of our editorial department. Here at Fake NYC Restaurant Reviews, we strive for accuracy at all costs. However, after careful consideration, we have to respectfully disagree. One of our staff members, Miguel Lopez is an authentic Mexican person, and he has confirmed the correct pronunciation of “tortillas” is in fact tort-till-yaz, with a strong emphasis on yaz. In somewhat related news, shortly after our recommendation, young Hsitas contacted us to let us know he stopped by Mike’s Taco Hut and received what he described as “the best roti of my life. I never knew roti could be so spicy and full of beans.” All the best to you, takkeh! FNYCRR

takkeh:

So this is from http://fakenycrestaurantreviews.tumblr.com/, which I was visiting because it was on my recommended blogs.

Okay, Uh, no. It’s definitely pronounced tor-tee-ahs. You would get laughed at if you called it that down here.

Hello takkeh,

Thank you for bringing this error to the attention of our editorial department. Here at Fake NYC Restaurant Reviews, we strive for accuracy at all costs.

However, after careful consideration, we have to respectfully disagree. One of our staff members, Miguel Lopez is an authentic Mexican person, and he has confirmed the correct pronunciation of “tortillas” is in fact tort-till-yaz, with a strong emphasis on yaz.

In somewhat related news, shortly after our recommendation, young Hsitas contacted us to let us know he stopped by Mike’s Taco Hut and received what he described as “the best roti of my life. I never knew roti could be so spicy and full of beans.”

All the best to you, takkeh!

FNYCRR
Posted at 9:39am 26 notes

  1. subwaysubclubcard reblogged this from fakenycrestaurantreviews and added:
    i miss this tumblr most of all
  2. thurstonheartsthewho reblogged this from fakenycrestaurantreviews
  3. unoetrino reblogged this from riddlemethatass and added:
    Well, I only watched Scout Shamwow commercial , you know :P Anyway, even if we usually use a lot of body language, I was...
  4. riddlemethatass reblogged this from unoetrino and added:
    Yeah, that’s right. Using “Shamwow” as an example made me laugh. Do they sell them over there? OMG, what. There are way...
  5. unoetrino said: OH FUCK IT’S 5:02 AM HERE FUCK FUCK FUCK! oh god, oh god, I HATE TUMBLR! (I still have a broken leg so I’m stayin home but.. for ****sake, it’s 5:03 AM!) I’ll read ur reply tomorrow. :S
  6. furbieseatkids said: Excuse me to jump into the conversation, but I’m afraid, mexicans don’t speak spanish, they speak mexican, with words such as pendejo, wey or chingada, so let me say that in fact, is tort-till (“ll” like “y” in you) -yas (like in cheetas),Im spanish
  7. sothishorseright reblogged this from riddlemethatass and added:
    YOU ARE FAMOUS NOW HANNERS DID YOU GET A BURST OF FOLLOWERS?!? Really? Haha, that’s kinda silly. I’m going to say tort...
  8. fakenycrestaurantreviews reblogged this from riddlemethatass and added:
    Hello takkeh, Thank you for bringing...error to the attention of our editorial department....
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